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A thing you digest, after having dinner / lunch / breakfast. Then you go to the bathroom, and take it out and be relaxed.
(shit is the same word, different way to say it)
Me: "Wait, I gotta take fat shit/ poop."
You: "......."
this yummy mixture is sooo tasty! you can never get enough! the natural oder/smell is to DIEEE for!! once u try some you’ll be a addict for life like me :)))) ALSO TRY SUM GASOLINE WHILE UR AT ITTTT TASTYYYYYY!!!!
poop, SO YUMMY!
poop, mmm cut me a slice!
the weird sticky shit that comes out of your ass
person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.
person 2: what the fuck