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When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.
(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.
A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.
Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?
John: Things Just Got out of Hand
Choki ng during sexual intercourse
Hey Jamie you using authoritative hands on me in bed tonight?
Choking during sexual inter course
Daddy use those authoritative hands on me in bed !
When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.
She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying