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semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011


There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

by Florean September 1, 2024

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swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

by Jonswife4life August 6, 2020


Cotten eye hoe

When you evacuate into a girls eye and it started to swell

Where do you come from Cotten eye hoe

by Chinklicker9000 December 20, 2020


Ocean Eyes

A boy named Demetrius. They tend to come across as shy and reserved but when once you get to know them you're stuck in an endless cycle of bullying, lifelong friendship, and terrible driving. Their eyes change color according to the weather and sometimes their mood. They're always hiding so when they do come out of their dens it's a rare sighting and you'd be pretty lucky to see one. They're annoying and make u want to pull your hair out but in the end, they make you laugh and always listen when you need them.

He's got ocean eyes.

by zorgsaysthanku March 15, 2022


eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023


gaga eyes

Gaga eyes are the doe-like look in your eyes you get when you are in love with someone

Joe and Marlin are looking at each other with those Gaga eyes again. Get a room, lovebirds!

by Beautiful-Lay June 15, 2024