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Eminem is the best rapper of all time
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A moment when you have the urge to dance to the song "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
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Jack: "Did you see David and Liza broke up?"
Sam: "Yeah, must've been the right person wrong time."
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Rage Against the Machine. Enough said.
"He may be brave new contender for this relationship should he abandon his obedience to white liberal doctrine and nonviolence, and embrace black nationalism. Through counterintelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them."
"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: all of which are American dreams."
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
"Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross; When ignorance reigns, life is lost!"
"Wherever somebody's strugglin' for a place to stay, for a decent job or a helping hand. Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free, look in their eyes ma, you'll see me!"
Poser talking about Rage Against the Machine: "Dude. Rage Against the Machine is the greatest band of all time. I love Killing in the Name and Bulls on Parade. I play them all the time on Guitar Hero and I think their DJ is so sick for the record scratching he can do."
Actual fan and activist: "You're such a fucking poser. Shut the fuck up and take a stand, that's what Rage is trying to convey in their music. By the way, you're a total fucking dipshit for thinking they have a DJ. Tom Morello is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarists of all time and he does every single 'record scratch' and 'keyboard' solo on every single song. Although I do have to agree, they are the greatest band of all time."
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Another word for a Ménage à trois, but unlike Sussudio, Family Time is a threesome between two men and a woman.
Call nutsack and get her to set up some family time!
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In a movie called American pie a guy is trying to get a date for the prom after jizzing his pants live on the internet and blows having sex. He tries to hook up with a girl. He does and they go to the prom together, but she plays the flute. She goes to band camp and always has stories and is always like and one time at band camp, and again and one time at band camp. She is pretty stupid to and it gets so repetitive so when someone says something over and over again or a lot of times or something stupid or they stutter a lot people say and one time at band camp to refer to this movie. The most famous one she says is and one time at band camp I stuck my flute up my pussy. She said band camp was like sex ed. Now you guy know what this means all people over 40 ave seen this movie its all about sex. That is what and one time at band camp means thank you for reading.
So me and my friends walked into this room and we walked into the room and then we were in the room and in the room we..... and then the room...... and the room is......
-and one time at band camp
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A time of the month where femals are unable to participate in any sexual intercourse other then anal due to their menstruatral cycle.
We had anal last night as it was my Skewsey Time Of The Month.
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