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A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
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The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
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a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.
it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.
also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.
1)
Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....
2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!
3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.
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Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?
When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.
what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger
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Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr
A phase used to express extreme anguish and anger caused due to disturbed state of mind because of constant nabbing from a person in power. Commonly used to shut up a person who is continuously giving order to do something while you are doing it.
Mark: Kimi, so you have to break before the speed breaker
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing
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Wassa baby take me out to dinner
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
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