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Creep-B*tch ; where homie/homegirl/bf/gf swoops , homie hopper , ONS .
Once my girl fell asleep, her bestie started f*cking on me , she a creep b*tch .
1. a vegetable
2. a reaction to the alternative spelling "weiner"
3. a reaction to moe getting a prank call
Kyle: bruh, your a weiner
Bart: L I M A B E A N S
when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.
A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."
A well known rapper among the east coast and southern states specifically. Hit single is about llamas, and was previously a member of the top 10 ranked iTunes artists, Buddha and the Bugs in my Sink
You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀
Her: I have a B&E kink
Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪
Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**
Her:**Still up studying for an exam**
9-1-1 what's your emergency
Hol B is the most amazing person on the planet, no one compares to her she is hilarious, kind, beautiful, smart. If you ever manage to get your self a hol b never let her go because she will be your best friend, the most incredible girlfriend, she will take care of you like a mother but will never take any shit from anyone and that is just one of her many best features. She has the most mesmerising eyes that could turn you to stone in an instant, her hair is like silk and her bum is mahoosive. I love hol b endlessly and will forever, I cant wait to spend my life with hol b and have an amazing future and family with her.
ps - she is really good in bed
Tag : I have the best girlfriend
Hol B : I know
the most pro strat in the popular competitive video game counter-strike: Global Offensive where in the entire team rushes bombsite B
Me: you know what to do men?
team: B-rush through banana
Me: Kappa