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When a lass grabs both his legs, puts one leg at 10 to the hour, the other leg at 2 o’clock and goes tongue deep on your bum hole
Did she suck you off and lick your balls? She done better than that and whacked me straight into 10 to 2 and jet washed my rim man!
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
It is the second part of grab ass day it is April 12
It’s grab ass day part 2
Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.
Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte
The very fateful day of Osama Bin Laden’s death, (mastermind behind Al-Qaeda) who had caused many deaths through his lifetime, most famously known for the cause of 9/11
My friend had said his birthday was on may 2 2011, many people might say it’s a coincidence, but we’ll never know
An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.
Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.