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A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.
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Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th
“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”
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(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.
Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”
Date: 02 December
The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.
“I ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”
National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”
November 1st. Give your friend a potato to show how much you appreciate them.
Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day
Posting you friends horrible moments on FaceTime
Me : haven’t you heard?
Friend: about what???
Me: it’s National expose your friends on ft day❗️
Friend : Frr aii betttt