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Delicious Mountain Dew (TM) Code Red...mmmm
This Mountain Dew Code Red is code-red-licious
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Urban Slag used to describe a common stop light.
Take a left up at this red-yellow-green fool!
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A bunny with the amazing biscuit power to go soggy when dipped in tea, now where did i put my toenail's oh no i swallowed one (pretends to cry), how will i get back to my pinaples now wait i can use my bunny wings to fly there and if anyone gets in my way i will kill them with my red lazer eyes, he fly's up but someone throws a spade at him he looks to see who it was but then gets sucked through a planes engines only one person goes to his funeral and that was....... The guy who turns into a curly fry with a tie who likes pork pies and if he dousnt have one within a certain amount of time he die's but beore that he flies onto a rugby pitch and scores a tri but the ref says it dousnt dousnt count because he poked someone in the eye so he flies into the sky and gets shot down and falls into a pig sty and that was the end of (go to start of name)
<look mom it's a flying red eyed bunny
>Theres no such thing son
<Yes there is i hate you!!!!!
>well you were an acident and you came out backwards!!!
<Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<your mean as a jelly bean with cream
>(shoked) =0
<look its the amazing blazing double glazing squad!!!
>Realy (getting exited)
<No
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An alcoholic shot.
Ingredients:
1.25 oz. Absolut Peppar (chilled, the colder the better)
A drop of Sriracha / Tabasco sauce
Small piece of a Dill Pickle.
Chill the Absolut Peppar & pour into an appropriate shot glass.
Put a small amount of Sriracha or Tabasco on the divot created by the webbing between the Knuckles of your thumb & pointer finger on the backside of your hand (where you would normally place the salt when taking a tequila shot).
The small piece of pickle is ideally used as a chaser. Or,
1. Lick the Sriracha / Tabasco
2. Shoot the vodka
3. Eat the pickle
4. Repeat
Because of his irritable bowel syndrome, it was difficult for Gary to drink red hot chili pickles.
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Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.
bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!
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Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.
Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
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When staring at your gas needle and noticing that it is very low, you determine that it is time to do something about it. Either getting an actual red 5 gallon gas can, or popping the lock with the key, making sure your lights are off, and pulling in for a quick fuel up on the dude watch.
(see dude watch)
Dick: Man my needle is on empty! What should I do?
Jane: You need to pull a red can run!
Dick: That's right! I'll grab the can!
Jane: Or you can just pop the lock and do the dude watch!
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