It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

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mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.

My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

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Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

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roll out like a troll out

the act of moving from one location to another, mainly occuring in europe; said to have origin from a german fairy tale of a boy with large hands.

'we gotta get on the bus!"
"roll out like a troll out!"

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Bouncing around like a ho on coke

An insult or joke referencing jumping, bouncing or jumpy movements of a prostitute on cocaine.

You're bouncing around like a ho on coke!

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can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

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