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a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
look at the stupid paint eating monkey
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1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"
1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC
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Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.
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The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.
Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
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A girl that is dirty, and a slut monkey. A girl that turns tricks on the streets of Saugerties.
Kayleigh, why do you always have to be such a dirty monkey slut? DMS
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A film making crew based in the United States producing films that can be viewed on YouTube.
Person 1: Did you see the new SMM (Space monkey mafia) film?
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
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Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
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