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You: hey can I get a small coffee
Barista: with milk?
You: no, black please
Barista: hot or iced
You: hot
Barista: No problem. One small hot black coming right up
A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.
Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."
Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."
"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."
"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"
Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."
"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."
"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."
"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.
"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."
"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
When mark has a huge black cock up his ass that he screams oh yeah peen in my ass!
Yo look its black boi mark
when you fax someone a ton of double sided black sheets of paper. Could possibly be illegal. This can be used to waste someone's ink supply for their fax machine/printer. present tense is black sheet bombing.
"Dude I just black sheet bombed my old school. Now they have to buy new ink cartridges"
Bro shut up you are black
dont talk to me negro
Jamal: *eating ice cream innocently*
Caucasian male: *gets shot*
Old man Jenkins : “ARREST THAT BLACK MAN! GODDAMN NIGGER!”
referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.
“what happened to josiah?”
“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”
A buying event larger than Black Friday,
This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.
First things to go are:
* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".