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The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.
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One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?
Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..
Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
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A jack off. Someone who is being an asshole, show off etc.
Hey Chardo, stop being a Jack Da Loon.
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the cutest lil bean you will ever see you must protect him! he is bestfriends with my boi finn ;) fack is real!
jack dylan grazer is my little bean
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here’s a boi
probably bisexual but never admitted it
yeet
person 1: oml jack is cuteee
person 2: die-
(He’s a short person , jack Dylan grazer boIz)
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To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.
Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!
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A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted
Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them