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the stuff that comes out of your butt
poop is coming out of my butt
So poop is the solid or liquid material that comes out of your anus when you’re sitting on the toilet if you hold it in, you could get bladder problems
Dave, hey bob, i have to go poop. Bob, ok, go before you get bladder problems
1. (Usually) brown feces emitted out of the buttocks.
2. Phrase people use to be silly and immature.
"Aw man, my poop was very large today."
"No, mine was bigger."
-Two kids having a conversation over feces.
Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.
The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.
Poop-lactose intolerant variant
Beginning:
The first hour is the easiest. You eat away with no repercussions. Your stomach starts to feel bloated. Regret sets in, but it’s far too late.
Middle of the night:
You wake up to pressurized air in your ass. It builds and builds and you risk it, just air. Mere seconds later, the most toxic, gut wrenching smell goes into what was your nose. One whiff strong enough to put down an elephant. The second it hits your nose, you get sent into shock. Paralyzed, you’re have to smell even more.
Throughout the day:
The farts smell worse and worse. A constant smell of radioactive farts. You feel the solid shit flow through your intestines. It holds back the liquid shit behind it.
Its time:
You feel the final solid shit reach your asshole. On the way to the bathroom, you mentally prepare yourself for hell. You sit down, bracing your mind and body. The shit comes out and liquid mixed with air shoots out after. Splattering the whole inside of the toilet. Any harder, the toilet would explode. The noises coming out your ass compete with your mouth. The shrieks you let out make your neighbors think your are being killed. After you expelled the haunted shit, you grab your toilet paper supply. You wipe, and wipe, and the toilet paper comes out no cleaner than before. After awhile, you ass is finally clean. But it’s wise to take a shower.
Aftermath:
You get over this traumatizing event, but deep down, you know it will happen again. :)
I’m lactose intolerant, but I still ate ice cream. I had to go through the “poop- lactose intolerant variant” event.
very yummy
poop is something you eat that is very yummy and crunchy