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I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 8, 2004

55πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

by Devon112 June 23, 2019

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.

She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

by Burgi March 15, 2005

35πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

61πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.

kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL

by urmmommgey December 1, 2021

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?

a new question to ask random people just to confuse them

whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet

person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster

by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 9, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


New Op pack in da air it’s gas or what

Term originally used by Lil Dirk, generally meaning when an individual is gassing an item of his own up, or complementing another

Kk got new Jordan’s, so timmy says β€œnew op pack in da air it’s gas or what”

by Gas Master03 July 11, 2019

2πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž