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When u unknowingly have a collection of random objects from multi-tasking various projects in your hands.
PERSON 1:"Hey baby, why do you have a death grip on a razor blade, a marble, a rock, a can of chew, glue, a piece of cheese, a paint brush, a snake & a blue marker?"
PERSON 2: "Wow! I didn't realize I had a case of the PROJI-HANDS?!"
Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.
To be forced to recognize a physical disability when it does not make any difference to you.
"the way she drops the hand on the table across from where you're sitting and stares at you to see your reaction makes me feel like i am being 'scoffed by the hand'"
When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole
Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night
when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls
dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday
The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.
Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10