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The act, usually performed by an elderly person, of singing along to a song despite having only heard it for the first time as it plays.
Grandma: "hmmmm mmm mmmmm..."
Bystander: "Sounds like a first time sing-along to me."
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Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...
Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'
Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'
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It your friend is talking about something that you don’t care about at the end of there sentence you say it do be like that sometimes
Friend: so I got a girlfriend but John wants her
You:it do be like that some times
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1.) Clean the Grill means basically it's time to leave
2.) Get the fuck out
I kicked someone out of my house cause they didn't clean a grill that was dirty for six months. I told them to "get the fuck out" cause of the grill.
Sarah: I cheated on you Mike...
Mike: You know what bitch, it's Time to Go clean the grill.
Sarah: What's that?
Mike: It means to get the fuck out of here.
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Sex between 2 Latinos. peanut butter referring to the color of his penis and jelly to how wet the Latina female gets. Obviosly the baseball bat is his penis.
Baby I think its peanut butter jelly time.
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Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)
Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.
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