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The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.
I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.
On 20 April u can beat up or bully the E-Girl And cute girl day and make them to ur dinner!
Person 1: Holy Shit today is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day !
Person 2 : HOLY SHIT LETS GO HUNT
Person 1 : GET UR AK-47
On 20 April everyone is allowed to beat up E-Girl and Cute girl Day Packgod Beat up 56,688 times
so make sure prepare ur gun
Person 1: Hey Person 2 it is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day!!!!
Person 2: Holy shit lets go hunting
Person 1: Prepare ur gun rn!!11!1!
a l e m o n is a pineapple in the surreal world
???: are you hungry meme man?
meme man: yes, i require sustenance to function any longer.
???: why not get a tasty l e m o n?
meme man: yes, a l e m o n sounds like it would hit the spot.
"Padron e sotta"(Master and servant) is a southern italian, card based, drinking game. In every game the one who gets the higher score is the Padron, the second higher score is the Sotta.
The Padron has to make invitation and the Sotta has to accept or decline, making some people drink and some others no, forming in this way teams.
Padron - "A glass of beer to Aldo and two to Stefano"
Sotta - "No"
Padron - "A glass to you and one to Aldo"
Sotta - "Yes"
The game ends when everyone has drank at least a glass (usually of beer, wine back in the old days when people were made of steel), or when
the number of rounds prearranged is reached. A round ends when everyone has been the dealer.
The person who hasn't drank for the whole game is called "Urm" and will be mocked for the rest of the evening. (for the rest of his life if the game was really competitive)
- What are we gonna do tonight?
- Let's play Padron e sotta!
in these terms "the splendiferous" stands for either people who are playing halo 1 while hacking, or the renowned Ethan Romano of the greydwarfs. obligatory e-ing represents the action of naming your hampster "e" in retaliation the the court system of the game "Ideuns balls" and how you are obligated to preform this action due to the 34th law of fred
The obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous absolutely destroyed Sexy Seans reputation as a zaza hacker.
Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass