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When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)
Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.
Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste
“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”
Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.
Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!