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A person who has nothing to offer, constant lying, fronting, never follows through on anything said, excuses, excuses, always broke & often needs a sponsor to make things happen/help get their money right, can never count on them in times of need, only stays in contact or comes around when it suits the need, lives with family/ friends or rents a room & has to sensor guests.
I'm tired of dealing with this fuck nigga/fuck bitch!
You a fuck nigga/fuck bitch!
58👍 9👎
By far the funniest running gag SML has ever done
Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Junior, it’s me, Thomas, what’s the matter, buddy?
Junior: THOMAS?!
Chef Pee Pee: Nah, it's just me, nigga
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After Justin fucking wrecked my heart I see him as nothing but a mark ass nigga *sniff* I-I can’t help it, he’s just such a HOE!
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An NBA player who has never won a championship.
Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"
Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"
Mid eastern got the sea and Africa so therefore it’s allowed to use the nigga pass
Mid eastern nigga: u heard about that nigga pass on mid easterns
Black nigga: huh nigga?
Mid eastern nigga: nigga I’m mid eastern
Black nigga: aight punk ass clown
When your to poor to buy something so you make it or do it your self
That car is some broke ass nigga shit.
Bad paint job, color don't match, or duck taped parts on your car
A dreadhead 8 foot tall 500 pound Jamaican dark skin nigga guarding the hot chicken wings at Popeyes. Don’t fuck with him because Tyrone fucked his girl and now he’s out for vengeance. He was crafted by Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King in the Holy Henney. He could beat the dog shit out of Muhammid Ali and Mike Tyson by the time he was 2 weeks old. He has an obsession with old black granny’s toenail fungus and clippings. He drank the Holy Henney so he became immortal and had the ability to time travel with this 87 inch cock.
He was the best slave a cracka could ask for.
*Sponsored by Slavery*
#FuckAbrahamLincoln
#RosaParkIsKindaBad
#LizzoIsBae
I didn’t want Popeyes because a Quad XL Giga Nigga was there denying the plebeian niggas access to the kool aid and chicken, so that he could have it all for himself.