National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.

"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

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what's the softest way to say you took away my friend

losing your friend in some way. wish that didn't happen to you don't you. sorry...

hey what's the softest way to say you took away my friend from this world

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you know what, i dont give a bloody shit

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.

geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.

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adabi ada i a i dont give a fuck what yhu say!!!

inside joke with my friends lol
adabi ada i a i dont give a fuck what yhu say!!!

“b-but...
adabi ada i a i dont give a fuck what yhu say!!!”

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After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

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what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

its a song and a meme dumass

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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