To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
The best Appalachian bigfoot hunter known for the saying go get that son of a bitch.
That man is a John trapper Tice
Toilet-Head
John = toilet; and cranium = head
Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!
Owner of big polar bear that loves to spin the tires and race every fn in sight, Big polar bear is a ten thousand pound longgggggg bed work truck, 6.0 john also dated the daughter of a person on street outlaws, but that bitch was a torta. Also a lover of the one and only GABE FERREL !!
OMG is that 6.0 John im getting so wet!
6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !
Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.