blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure

Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5

the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.

composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.

what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!

`¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask

person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.

Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”

Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance

amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:

person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?

Ersdaile :3

Ersdaile: A good-for-nothing lousy guy who loves losers but in a good way, and he LOOOOVES listening to destroy lonely and Yeat. And also PinkPantheress, and alsooooo an apple, his favorite animal because apples are superior. His current status is SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLEEEE!!! :333333333

Example of Ersdaile :3:

Person 1: OMG is that Erthdaile Dafid??!!?!?!
Person 2: YES!! THAT IS THE ETHDAILE DAFID!!!!!! XDDD
Person 1: OMGGGG :3

dummy<3

my dummy<3 the discription of my loved one. <3

you are my dummy<3 ofc💪✨🤩🫐🧚🏻 ♀️