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El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
An Isocleles Cum Triangle is when three men ejaculate in the form of an isoceles triangle.
We made and Isoceles Cum Triangle last night.
A Cum high; when you cum and suddenly feel like you are out of this world. Thinking of what just happened.
I came so hard i got deep into a cum high.
Ally I gave him the biggest cum high
When you ejaculate and you have a spazm over how good it felt...
"Oh my god, I think i'm cumming. Oh eeh yeseseseses eeheeheeheeh. I just became a cum spaz
A car where the back windows don’t roll up so pedestrians will jack off into the back seats while the car is stopped. The car is usually a red honda civic or a car with windows lower to the ground for ease of access for public cum slinging individuals.
“I hate driving my cum car. Three guys splooged in my civic while I was ordering five guys.”
The act of soaking a piece of paper in ejaculate, to then let it dry and smoke it.
Want to stop smoking? Try cum-vaping! You'll never want to smoke again!
When a girl uses a strap on with a tube to cum inside of a man’s asshole while assblasting him. Incredibly difficult to do. A girl does this to a man who is her bitch. For a man, being cummed inside of by a girl is the most humiliating possibility in life. Done using squirt.
He looks like the kind of guy to be cummed in by a girl.