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wut i call my non-existent boyfriend when were alone <33 c:
me: "hi daddy! do u wanna fuck my pussy? c:"
boyfriend: " " (hes not saying anything because he doesnt exist and im a complete loner with no social skills but i have rlly nice tits ^-^)
"Daddy is keeping me in his basement, and uses me as a sex slave. Please help! :c"
"Daddy is keeping me in his basement, and uses me as a sex slave. Please help!"
A name a girl will call a boy when she thinks he's attractive.
Friend: Hey daddy;)
Boy: (winks in approval)