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When punters in the US and the UK are betting whether Democratic-run “blue states” or Republican-led “red states” are likely to yield a greater proportion of infections and fatalities come 11/3.
Latest US results showed that around 53% of deaths have so far occurred in "blue" states and 47% in "red" ones. It’s no wonder that bookmakers are frustratingly changing the odds every other day, by constantly asking: “Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?”
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You are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your cock. Then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish...then steal the dog.
Dude i got clifford the big red donged last night, my dick hurt so much but i got a new poodle.
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beat a red head and clobber them with anything you find this day is on November 24th and lasts the whole week don't forget the bat
"beat a red head day is a day where all but the red heads are in we the non-red heads will beat the living shit out of red heads so you red heads better bleach that hair" - some guy who hates red heads
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When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period
*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.
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A very great band, who have had some member changes but all have been amazing musicians. The mixed funk with punk, and threw a little bit of rap in too. They've had many hit songs, and several successful albums.
Red Hot Chili Peppers were around before Faith No More, dumbass.
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The phrase red hot chilli peppers is a covert way for homosexuals to identify each other, while pretending they are talking about a band of musicians to throw off any heterosexual individuals.
Man 1 “Hey man do you listen to red hot chilli peppers?”
Man 2 “of course I do I love them, you free later?”
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Shittiest band ever they make the same kind of music over and over and it gets fucking annoying fuck anthony!! and fleas a homosexual
Anothony-"Hey flea lets take some of these records from 2 years ago and make a new one so we get millions"
Flea-"sounds like a great plan"
John-"sniff, sniff, sniff"
Red hot chili peppers^^^
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