i feel like chicken tonight

Capitalist bullcrap made up so that we all eat the soilent green chicken flavoured dead people.

I feel like dead people eating tonight

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suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

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Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

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built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

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curse like a Call of Duty player

Modern version of curse like a sailor - to use excessive expletives and racial slurs.

Person 1: Aaaaargh! You fucking fucked up niggers fuck!
Person 2: Gee, that guy really can curse like a Call of Duty player, eh?

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spinning like a hit dog

exerting a lot of energy while achieving no positive results other then providing great amusement to those around you.

When Fred's girlfriend went into labor, he was still spinning like a hit dog when the ambulance showed up.

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To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.

''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''

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