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A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals
We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands
Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.
Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
A wall that looks like a hand.
Dude, we should totally go check out that wall of hand!
By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.
Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!
If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.
My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.