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Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.
"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
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A piece of shit private school in Waterbury, CT that is full of either stuck-up rich pussies or kids who are only there because their parents make them. The kids there think that they're hardcore for smoking weed once or twice a year, and have no idea about anything crazier than getting drunk.
Holy Cross High School Kid: Hey, I'm really cool. Last year, i stole one of my parents beer cans and me and 5 of my friends got so wasted.
Normal Kid: You're actually a fucking pussy.
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San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.
The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.
Juan: What school do you go to?
Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.
Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?
Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?
Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?
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A Senior highschool located in the town of Lake Oswego. It's across the lake from Lakeridge High School. They are known as the "alcohol" school while Lakeridge is the "weed" school. It's filled with a bunch of poser white faggots that get drunk and hit on chicks 4 years younger than them by getting them drunk. They are loser, try-hard shitheads who spoil the name of Lake Oswego. They come from money, so they usually drive around fancy cars they don't deserve, and then go get hammered with other white kids like themselves. The population of black people there is 0.004%
Hey welcome to Florida, where you from?
Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic
That sounds fucking homo
Yea it was bro, it was
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Loch Raven High School is one of the greatest schools funded by the federal government in the U.S. because of the committed teachers and the hardworking staff. Loch Raven has been ranked within the top 14% of public schools in the U.S. Loch Raven High School is located on Cowpens Avenue, Towson, Maryland and contains the most diverse group of young students. Against all previous stereotypes, Loch Raven is not filled with underachievers, but filled with students who are willing to learn. Loch Raven High School is proud of who it is, and the results that are shown in the students. Previous graduates have or are currently enrolled in: MIT, STANFORD, VIRGINIA TECH, and other high-reputation universities. Loch Raven builds character because of the wide variety of extra curricular activities, sports teams and organizations. Go Raiders!
(Loch Raven High School) A successful public school located in Towson, Maryland that achieves higher than many private schools on the east coast.
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School in which really sluty girls and guys attend and give everyone around them STD'S. In addition they are extemely unintellgent and spread there ignorance through peer preasure.
Girl 1: Hi, I'm a dumb blonde can i give you Aids?
Guy 1: Sure, Take it in the ass you dumb bitch!
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The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.
Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling
Football and Lacrosse are at the top of "coolness" on the high school sports hierarchy.
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