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Go eat at mcdonald's
Lets call up Mcdonalds.
SURE U ENJOYIN DAT HEART ATTACK IN A BAG?
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When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.
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A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head
Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.
Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.
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A plastic grocery or pharmacy bag, blown endlessly about at a short distance off the ground. Observing said bag may empart feelings of beauty and whimsicality. Commonly seen on street corners in the city of Detroit.
"Dude, look at that Ricky Fitz Bag, isn't it beeeaauutifuwl...."
"If i see another Ricky Fitz Bag today im going to punch someone's face"
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Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
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The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.
"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian
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An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.
That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.
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