Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.
"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
Describes a person who has no remorse whatsoever and does not care about doing good at all, making him/her irredeemable. Also known as "Jack Horner Situation".
Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
The bully might be in the Big Jack Horner Situation when he grows up.
The act of stealing someones lighter intentionally.
I pulled a west coast jack move.
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way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
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a large group of very cool people from Tequila Jacks, who spend their days raging "rage". They are very good friends, and very sexy too! Everybody wants a bit of Team TJ Rage!
The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.
Team Tequila Jacks Rage Member : Let's rage!
Non-member: Can I rage?
Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.
Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(
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The ultimate source for knowing anything about music.
Yo, that MTV isn't very Stand Up Jack. It's more like, whack.
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the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum
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