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A c- 2 is someone who really really REALLY loves granola bars (and fruit snacks). This usually ends up being a bad thing as they usually end up creating fake friendships to trick people into giving them granola bars.
Person 29: c- 2 keeps forcing me to give up my granola bars!
Person 1: Yeah, he kind of does that.
Another way of spelling "C2". The infamous granola bar stealer.
(See: C2)
Person 1: C - 2 stole all my granola bars when he came over to my house!
Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.
Person 1: My friend took the granola bar from my lunchbox again!
Person 2: I told you she was a C 2
Granola bar thief. Forces people to give up granola bars. Creates fake granola-bar bsed friendships.
C-2 forced me to give away my granola bar!
a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
Coming from two very different cultural backgrounds, R and D try to convince their parents to bless their relationship before they get married.
R and D's relationship is an example of 2 state love.
Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”
Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949