May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

May 3

National day!!! Hug your bsf!!

Just show them how much u care for them <33

Me- *hugs my bsf*
Bfsf- why did u hug me ?
Me- Its may 3rd!! Hug ur bsf day!

May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

May 3

Karl jacobs day. On this day send karl jacobs nice words because he is literally walking serotonin

“may 3rd?” “oh yeah that’s karl jacobs day”

-3-

-3- = i am cringe

A: how was ur day?

B: i mean it was ok -3-

A: stfu right now fuck u go away :sob:

Halo 3

When 3 guys fuck eachother in the ass and they get bruised balls. Halo refers to the assholes and 3 refers to the 3 men.

Hey John want to go crack some cold ones and have a Halo 3 with Tristan

$3 SALE

Unsuccessful Only Fans whores on Twitter be like: $3 SALE only today
This is a recurring pattern when searching "$3 SALE" on twitter

Friend: Found the hottest e-girl on Twitter
Me: That bitch probably on $3 sale