RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER

A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.

I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.

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girl in red

music written by a female faggots for female faggots

girl 1: what kinda music do u like?
girl 2: girl in red
girl 1: cool im also a faggot

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

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Red Solo Cup

Getting punched in the kidneys very hard but proceeding to jerk off while cupping your balls until completion with a mixture of blood and semen coming out

Dude I just red solo cupped my self but I think I need to go to the doctor.

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

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Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

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bloody red-rag queef

A insult commonly used in a name calling competition meaning the accused is of the desent of a rag which has been defiled with a chunky bleeding red substance aquired from a queef

Rosie is a bloody red-rag queef

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