dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

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Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

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off like a jews foreskin

can be used with anything with off in the sence

byee im off like a jews foreskin

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Do you like...or something?

A phrase used in a sentence meant to state the obvious. Generally used to make fun of someone who is very vocal about a certain hobby, possession, etc.

Often used on social networking sites as a comment on photos.

Do you like...or something?

Guy puts up a bunch of pictures of himself at a party

Commentor: "Do you like, party or something?

Guy has an album of himself playing basketball.

Commentor: "Do you like, play basketball or something?

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give it up like lent

A way to tell your friends you are giving something up. Able to be used even by the most heathen of us all.

Nathan: So are you going to go exercise today?
Jasmine: Hellz no, I gave that shit up like Lent!

or:

Jasmine: I love to obsessively tweet my friends, but when I'm backpacking, I'll have to give it up like Lent!

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I like your hair

A phrase used to indicate that a person is good-looking. Very popular among queer women who don't know how to flirt.

Lesbian 1: I like your hair...
Lesbian 2: Thank you, I like your tattoos

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part the pink sea like moses

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.

" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"