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John Jairo

In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.

John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.

by Soup and Stewart November 23, 2021


john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021


John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.

hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool

by your mom.com1234 November 16, 2020


John and aisling

Poeple called John and aisling should be together no matter what

John and aisling are madly in love

by I will be there at the same February 16, 2019


John Gore

An everyday kiwi bloke. 30 years old. Enjoys livestock, voddy cruisers, and eating small insects. In a non-sexual relationship with female furry.

Hey, did you hear he’s turning 30? He must be a real John Gore.

by Mogplayer789 November 24, 2021


Jason John

synonym for idiot

yo dont be a jason john

by stargirlxo March 23, 2017


John Lennoned

Getting a facial with glasses on

Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face

Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!

by Scarpaltunnel October 30, 2023