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black light test

Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids

I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.

by Childish Jaredino October 8, 2015


Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!

News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!

by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018


Fortnite black hole

something that’s been on the screen for the past 24 hours.

Guy1: have you seen the fortnite black hole on fortnite?

Guy2: yes, typical gamer had like 500,000 viewers it was crazy

by Person2271919 October 14, 2019


funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011


black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014


Black Air forces

Comethazine

Ayo you listen to Black Air Forces new song.

by Davis1x June 28, 2021

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You ain’t black

Words uttered by a communist towards black people who don’t support him.

“If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black!”

by FAGGOT DESTROYER October 14, 2020

16👍 8👎