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The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
A rich man in Texas is very gay and practices the art of the form of martial arts known as guy-kwondoe. He fights other men but not in the typical martial arts way
~signed by a gay man in the yee haw states
Guy-kwondoe : This man practices martial arts. He is VERY friendly with the other men on his team
an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.
Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?
Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.
A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly
*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”
Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.
When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"
Usually a greasy gas station smelling guy who's teeth is always crammed with nacho cheese and salsa if you see him in the movie theater which is his natural habitat dont sit next to him
Person 1: damn that smell of nachos is making me feel a certain way let's get some from him.
Person 2: nah haven't you heard he has a metal plate in his jaw and he uses it to knock out people who try stuff like that! Dont even test nacho guy!