Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

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off like a jews foreskin

can be used with anything with off in the sence

byee im off like a jews foreskin

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dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

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Do you like...or something?

A phrase used in a sentence meant to state the obvious. Generally used to make fun of someone who is very vocal about a certain hobby, possession, etc.

Often used on social networking sites as a comment on photos.

Do you like...or something?

Guy puts up a bunch of pictures of himself at a party

Commentor: "Do you like, party or something?

Guy has an album of himself playing basketball.

Commentor: "Do you like, play basketball or something?

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give it up like lent

A way to tell your friends you are giving something up. Able to be used even by the most heathen of us all.

Nathan: So are you going to go exercise today?
Jasmine: Hellz no, I gave that shit up like Lent!

or:

Jasmine: I love to obsessively tweet my friends, but when I'm backpacking, I'll have to give it up like Lent!

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To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.

''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''

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feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes

(verb) definition: when you feel like collapsing from exhaustion or soreness.

“i just got done with practice and i’m feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes”