were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever
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national dumb bitch awareness day.
friend 1: what day is it?
friend 2: october 26!
friend 1: omg national dumb bitch awareness day
National goofy sister hang out day, taking goofy selfies
Jay:*takes picture with sister*
Sis:*sticks out tounge*
Jay:*Posts on all social medias*
Sis:Stop taking pics I wanna look cute
Jay: no its October 26
A beautiful young man, who will get the girls in a snap!
Look how many girls she has! Probably is born on October 26
No boys day you cannot simp for no boy it’s a day for girls to focus on themselves
if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up
I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.
October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.
me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.