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A rich man in Texas is very gay and practices the art of the form of martial arts known as guy-kwondoe. He fights other men but not in the typical martial arts way
~signed by a gay man in the yee haw states
Guy-kwondoe : This man practices martial arts. He is VERY friendly with the other men on his team
an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker
Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING
when a guy has a bonner for another dude
the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed
the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed
Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*