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When you are running away from someone and poop on the floor so they slip on it, typically runny.
Haven't you heard how I escaped the cops? I just pooped a puddle in front of their car, it's called a Poop Slick! - Jon(Garfield)
A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.
I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.
When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.
"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"
the nasty of the nasty women...steer clear..nothing to see here.
yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.
when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.
The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.
“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”