cold cunt shunt

a cold cunt shunt is the insertion of a hard penis in a tight very cold dry vagina

liam: i cold cunt shunted jenny hard last night she was so dry i got friction burns
ben: daym

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red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.

Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!

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Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

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jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

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Dumb Cunt Wish

1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.

J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

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Douche Bag Cunt

1)A Bitchy Vagina Cleaner
2)good word to use when your shitfaced

Shutup, you fucking douche bag cunt

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Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

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