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When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.
2. To provide strong defense for a topic
Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.
Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.
A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.
"High five!"
"Nah, I got school hands."
Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.
Eat hand get so much pussy in his car
Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.