A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John
I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself
A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.
Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help
The act of taking a huge dab to become really high
Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?
A famous sexy model who writes people's wills
Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph
Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.
Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?
Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!
john sohl is CRAZY but kind to the ones close to him he finds love in creativity and admires that. john is selfish but selfless at the same time he is determined to make it in life and never let the ones he loves worry.
john sohl is driven to achieve.