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An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net
"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"
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the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
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A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.
Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!
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a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.
“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”
when u shit on someone in fortnite
your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin