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A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”
Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil
when you hace eaten so mush since your last poop that nothing more can go in until something goes out
ex.
- 'Hey do you want any shawarma?'
- 'No thanks, man, i'm real poop sick. It's been 3 days since I last dropped anchor'
The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.
After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.
Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.
A long string of shit straight out the anus
Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass