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An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net
"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"
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the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
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A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.
Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!
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A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)
Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.
whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.
tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.
A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.
“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”