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Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again
A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe
“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”
“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
When you listening to rock music and the dude on the aux changes the song
"I swear Shawn, if you Rock and Rick Roll me, I am beating yo ass."
One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.
Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO
Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.
Physical and mental trauma from live concerts that appears months, years, or decades later.
That kids suffering from a case of Red Rocks Disorder. He’s had that weird shape for years. Can appear because of a dissociative.
1. A type of cannabis
2. A misuse of the phrase dad rock to describe rock music older than 5 years old
Why are you listening to Ghost? They're dab rock
Having sex on a Greyhound Bus; The opposite of the mile high club
Jack: How was the ride down?
Joe: It was awesome! I joined the Rock Bottom Club