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Not yet but In a While.
He/she is time enough till twelve.
Meaning He/she isn't needed till Twelve o' Clock.
He/she is time enough yet.
Not now, In a while
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A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
Slurpees can't melt tooth enamel. 7/11 was a Part Time Job.
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A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.
Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...
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A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.
This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
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The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.
My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.
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Originated in Milwaukee, Wi. The term means to dance for once in front of a large group of people. Banging is a type of dance, you'd have to live in Milwaukee to know what it is.
-Everyone's dancing-
Friend 1: Ayee D you should go "bang that shit for the one time!"
Friend 2: Iight bro.
-D starts to "bang that shit" lmfao.-
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When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
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